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hohoholdthefuckupson:

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.

absolvtely:

stop unfollowing me I’m pregnant with your child

(Source: gypsums)

greed:

i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want kill you for making me feel things

(Source: longful)

spoken-not-written:

THE CUTEST THING IS WHEN SOMEONE CAN’T STOP SMILING LIKE THEY SMILE THEN THEY TRY TO NOT SMILE THEN THEY END UP SMILING MORE AND THEIR CHEEKS GO ALL CUTE AND SAPOIDSP[DOSADPSA[]PS[]DSAPD[]SAP

toopunktofuck:

whenever dudebros go into some middle school biology spiel about how people are animals and men are just doing what male animals do

I just want to tell them

did you know:
jumping spider males are forced to dance for their mates, and if their courting dance is flawed the female eats him

u sure u wanna go about the animal kingdom

claricechiarasorcha:

When The Avengers came out I wanted Clint and Natasha to be secret!married so bad, but now after The Winter Soldier I want it even more because Steve finds out and then his first thought is oh my god I kissed a married woman and he doesn’t know whether or not to confess because it was work-related but his conscience is eating away at him and finally he gives in but then he just can’t because Clint’s laughing so damn hard he can’t even hear himself speaking.

niggaqueef:

when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this

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nebulasnovasandnightsky:

look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

paintz:

idontunderstandthatrefference:

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

detectivesandtimelords:

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

my geology teacher just threw a rock at someone omgf

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Learning the hard way.

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That teacher rocks

My sediments exactly.

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(Source: haaaaaaaaaaytham)

confessionsforstrangers:

freestylemonster:

eyeballfarts:

awww

If you don’t have room for a baby monkey on your blog you’re running the wrong kind of blog.

IT SUCKED ITS WIDDUL THUMB AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

cramp:

loathingbitch:

cramp:

i like to live life on the edge

maybe you should jump

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probend:

if ur cute and i dont follow u back let me know

silenthill:

yall in 2009: i will never send nudes!

yall today: pussy or butthole

beerito:

follow for more complaining

(Source: sonicroft)

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